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After a quick search, I get the measure of the women on the site.
Later on I'm perplexed when she sends me two flirty text messages.
Reading between the lines, I suspect she wants to meet again.
She has declined to tell me her name, so I have to think of her as her web sobriquet.
This is how I find myself waiting for "Sophia Loren".
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I register, and enter the murky world of two-timing technology, taking note of the warning on the site: "Not all affairs have a positive effect on a marriage." What a masterpiece of understatement.
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And all of them are looking for an opportunity to betray their spouses. But I wanted to find out what sort of woman uses such a site.
So I paid £119 for a month's membership, giving me an entre to thousands of faithless females.